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BUCKLE YOUR PANTS 【BattleBlock Theater】 by The Behemoth and Stamper - Karaoke Lyrics on Smule.
Welcome!About Star Heads: Star heads are a special category of prisoners that are released weekly (usually two per week) and are only available for a limited time. As soon as a new batch is released the previous week's ones are retired. Some of them are unlocked by merely launching the game and waiting for the main menu to load while others are awarded for finishing the current Furbottom's Feature (either solo or co-op). Many of them are quite unique: some are cameos from earlier Behemoth titles while others are commemorating the dates on which they are released. Some of them are even animated.
Sorry, just the one; your other Knights are in another Castle. Crashers.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: The prisoner resembles one (and all) of the iconic Knights from Castle Crashers.
Our logo, our mascot, our inspiration. With slightly bigger eyes of course.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: A plump chicken resembling the Behemoth mascot.Availability period: Was available to beta testers during the whole beta and early access phase. Officially released on 15/05/14, discontinued on 30/05/14. Obtained by completing the former Furbottom's Feature,.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement:blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Behemoth Chicken on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. Strange that only prisoners and Duck Sharks are able to blow themselves up. Yeah, you forgot how weird that was, didn't you?Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: A playable version of the fearsome Duck Shark!Availability period: Was briefly (and accidentally) available to beta testers by the end of April (25th-28th).
Officially released on 15/05/14, discontinued on 23/05/14. Obtained by launching BBT within the given time frame.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement:blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Duck Shark on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. All of the depth perception of the cyclopedians of myth, none of the grandeur.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: The tiniest cyclops on the market!
Playing/performing as this fellow feels pretty unusual and you will probably be under a (false) impression that you are faster and have a smaller hitbox than other prisoners.Availability period: Released on 23/05/14, discontinued on 30/05/14. Obtained by launching BBT within the given time frame.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement:blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Tiny Cyclops on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. Evil never sleeps, and neither will you once you've signed up for the Platinum Paul Package. No refunds or cancellations accepted.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: Paul is a dedicated diminutive fellow that makes sure Platinum Package subscribers get the highest-quality service.Availability period: Certain individual(s) managed to obtain Paul illegitimately by unknown means and attempted to make profit by listing it on the market for exorbitant amounts. This prompted Paul's release to the general public on 30/05/14.
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It was discontinued on 06/06/14. Obtained by launching BBT within the given time frame.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement: blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Paul on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. Gerard's opposable face is what separates him from lesser primates.
He'd explain all of the advantages, but he doubts you could keep up.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: Indispensable for those team arena celebratory high fives.Availability period: Released on, discontinued on 14/06/14. Obtained by completing the former Furbottom's Features, or.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement: blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Gerard on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. Don't argue with The Dad or he'll tell you what it was like when he was your age.
He will also tell you to stop talking back to your mother, which is a bit creepy.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: Cyclopean dads are the coolest!.Note that a regular circle-head prisoner 'Dad' also exists:Availability period: Released on 13/06/14, discontinued on 20/06/14. Obtained by launching BBT within the given time frame.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement: blog.thebehemoth.comListings for The Dad on the Steam Community Market can be viewed.
Look this happens all the time. It just doesn't get that much coverage in the media, but more common than you would think. Like blue ice.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: Everything's there in the above flavor text.
Nothing more to add, really.Availability period: Released on, discontinued on 27/06/14. Obtained by completing the former Furbottom's Features, or.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement: blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Manbirth on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. After losing his lightbulb eyes, Meebs was left to wander the planet blind. Until one day this walking sconce found his way onto a certain friendly boat.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: A fine 'kimo-kawaii' specimen.Availability period: Was accidentally available for a very brief time during 13th of June, along with Peeps.
Officially released on 20/06/14, discontinued on 27/06/14. Obtained by launching BBT within the given time frame.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement:blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Meebs on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. Ever since his first rollercoaster ride, Peeps has not been able to wipe that smile off of his face.
Everybody thinks aliens are in search of resources or colonization. No no, rollercoasters. Currency of the future.Inventory Preview:Notes on prisoner: If all aliens are as happy-go-lucky as this one then I see no reason for us not to follow suit. Peeps was often mistaken by players with then still unreleased Alien prisoner.Availability period: Was accidentally available for a very brief time during 13th of June, along with Meebs. Officially released on 20/06/14, discontinued on 27/06/14. Obtained by launching BBT within the given time frame.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement:blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Peeps on the Steam Community Market can be viewed.
You might be wondering why he still dies when he jumps in water. May I direct you to the oxygen pack NOT mounted on his back?Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: Oxygen pack was a pre-order exclusive that is no longer available.No, not really.Availability period: Was only available during the Steam Summer Sale 2014 (19th-30th of June) and could potentially be gained as an item drop from crafting a SSS'14 badge. It was of 'common' rarity so there was a high probability of obtaining one. About 200k of Scuba Steves were 'crafted' during the sale and that is the finite amount of them. The prisoner will not be re-released.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement: blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Scuba Steve on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. We all know the power of hats.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: Indeed, the preeminent power of hats cannot be denied.Availability period: Was only available during the Steam Summer Sale 2014 (19th-30th of June) and could potentially be gained as an item drop from crafting a SSS'14 badge.
It was a 'rare' tier drop so there was only a slight probability of obtaining one. About 20k of Hatzillas were 'crafted' during the sale and that is the finite amount of them. The prisoner will not be re-released.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement: blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Hatzilla on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. Being the embodiment of grooviness is almost worth having a head made out of glass. Almost.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: Being as groovy as inhumanly possible, Lava Lamp brings psychedelic flair onto the stage.This prisoner head is animated: The colored wax inside the glass is constantly in motion.Availability period: Was only available during the Steam Summer Sale 2014 (19th-30th of June) and could potentially be gained as an item drop from crafting a SSS'14 badge. It was an ultra-rare 'precious' drop so the chances of getting one were.microscopic. Only about 600 of Lava Lamps were 'crafted' during the sale and that is the finite amount of them.
The prisoner will not be re-released.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement: blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Lava Lamp on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. Not ever having to pay for optometrists, hair care products or nose-hair trimmers make up for most of the savings alone.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: A cautionary tale about Steam sales? This very prisoner was destined to be released either during the summer or holiday sale.Availability period: Released on 27/06/14, discontinued on 04/07/14. Obtained by launching BBT within the given time frame.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement:blog.thebehemoth.comListings for 50% off on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. 'Let's all go to the lobby.
Let's all go to the lobby. And find ourselves some meat!' Some recurring dreams are the wurst. Hah!Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: Only available in medium rare.
Defeating it with Fireball only makes it tastier.Availability period: Released on 04/07/14, discontinued on 11/07/14. Obtained by launching BBT within the given time frame.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement:blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Sausage on the Steam Community Market can be viewed.
Sure, you could use him with the Grenade, but that's a little on the nose, don't you think? Try the flying disc instead; it is the gentlemen's weapon of choice.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: A prisoner of choice for those harrowing finale and encore performances.This prisoner head is animated: The fuse is lit and burning.Availability period: Released on 04/07/14, discontinued on 11/07/14. Obtained by launching BBT within the given time frame.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement:blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Boom! On the Steam Community Market can be viewed. Ah yes, homo trogloditus. Better known as the common troll.
Nearly hunted to extinction for their obnoxinary glands, trolls have seen a recent population explosion in the digital age.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: A suitable choice for those times when you're feeling particularly co-optional.Availability period: Released on 18/07/14, discontinued on 28/07/14. Obtained by launching BBT within the given time frame.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement:blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Troll on the Steam Community Market can be viewed.
It's super rude to look through the hole. Not only is Donut self-conscious about his lack of jelly-filling, but his eyes are also UP HERE.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: Why are you looking at him like that? Didn't you read the flavor text?Availability period: Released on 18/07/14, discontinued on 28/07/14. Obtained by launching BBT within the given time frame.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement:blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Donut on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. What you really don't want to see is when he sucks his whole body up into that shell.
Or maybe you do, you molluscophile, you.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: Another suitable pick for timed performances or challenge arena matches.Availability period: Released on 01/08/14, discontinued on 08/08/14. Obtained by launching BBT within the given time frame.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement: blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Snail on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. You see there was this minor laceration that got infected. It needed bandaging and you know, just spiraled out of control from there.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: Now, now, no need to squick. Those are merely sweat stains.Availability period: Released on 05/08/14, discontinued on 06/08/14. Obtained by launching BBT within the given time frame (prisoner was only available for a single day).Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement: blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Mr. Peabody on the Steam Community Market can be viewed.
This operative's investigations were cut short when a bevy of freakish felines captured his attention. Along with the rest of him, for that matter. Or was that his plan all along.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: DATA EXPUNGEDAvailability period: Released on 07/08/14 (commemorated the 12th Alien Hominid anniversary), discontinued around 10/08/14. Obtained by launching BBT within the given time frame.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement: blog.thebehemoth.comListings for FBI Agent 1 on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. The last of his kind.
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Tooth Brush was marooned after a failed colonization attempt by his people. Tooth Brush is not alone in this world for he finds comfort in exchaning stories with his friend, Boot.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: 'The Most Deadliest Toothbrush known to Battleblock Prison'Availability period: Released on 08/08/14, discontinued on 15/08/14. Obtained by launching BBT within the given time frame.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement: blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Tooth Brush on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. When you're dealing with mystical forces you see a lot of crazy things.
Sometimes those things are ducksharks, or cursed hats, maybe talking car heads. And sometimes they're four eyed head things that stare right into your soul.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: Prepare to be overpowered by overwhelming ocular omnipotence!Availability period: Released on 08/08/14, discontinued on 22/08/14. Obtained by completing the former Furbottom's Features, or.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement: blog.thebehemoth.comListings for I SEE YOU on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. The last robot of his line (for legal reasons), Jonny 4 is just as good at catchphrases as the 5th model would have been, had that model ever been built before starring in a movie that was fun for the whole family.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: An obvious reference to Johhny FIve from Short Circuit (1986).Availability period: Released on 15/08/14, discontinued on 22/08/14.
Obtained by launching BBT within the given time frame.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement: blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Jonny Four on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. The discarded stilts and unzipped costume lay beside a trail of unnaturally small tracks.
The legend of Bigfoot had ended, but the legend of Little Feets was just beginning.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: Our Bigfoots are smaller.Availability period: Released on 22/08/14, discontinued on 29/08/14. Obtained by launching BBT within the given time frame.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement: blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Little Feets on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. Originally released on National Cat Day.
This ol' scholarly feline is filled with sage-like meows.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: Be wise yourself and listen to Hooshmand as he knows all that is worth knowing 'bout BBT.Availability period: Released on 12/09/14, discontinued on 26/09/14. Obtained by launching BBT within the given time frame.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement:blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Hooshmand the Wise on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. Dan's best friend, companion, inspiration, lover, confidante, and enabler.
Oh and he makes this squeek that doesn't sound doglike at all. Like he swallowed a toy or something.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: Go chase those pesky gem-snatching kitties the old-fashioned way!Availability period: Released on 19/09/14, discontinued on 03/10/14. Obtained by completing the former Furbottom's Features, or.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement: blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Winston on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. Bobbins is not just a prisoner of the theater. But a walking prison in his own head. No, literally his head is prison to a symbiotic wormlike lifeform that feeds off him daily.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: Yet another edible prisoner. This one, however, comes with a free prize inside!Availability period: Released on 03/10/14, discontinued on 10/10/14.
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Obtained by launching BBT within the given time frame.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement:blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Mr. Bobbins on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. Earings, hats, headbands, headphones, earmuffs, bandanas. We're thinking too small here.
Accessory of the future.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: Drive or die!or do something entirely else while avoiding all those hazards.Availability period: Released on 10/10/14, discontinued on 17/10/14. Obtained by launching BBT within the given time frame.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement: blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Wheels on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. Maybe if he'd kept up on his washing, we'd never know that he was from the swamps. Then again, a bro's gotta represent. No really- if a bro ever stops representing, they die.
Kinda puts all that boasting in perspective.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: AKA Snakey the Swamp Knight from Castle Crashers.Availability period: Released on 31/10/14, discontinued on 14/11/14. Obtained by completing the former Furbottom's Features, or.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement: blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Swamp Bro on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. Legends say, Sirens once lured sailors to their doom. I don't get the appeal.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: Gives favorable results when used in most urgent of matters.This prisoner head is animated: The light rotates and flashes.Availability period: Released on 14/11/14, discontinued on 21/11/14. Obtained by completing the former Furbottom's Features, or.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement:blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Siren on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. If wearing your heart on your sleeve isn't sensitive enough for you, please consider wearing your heart directly on your face. They'll know how you feel, and you'll know how they feel.
Terrified, most likely.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: Now you can show your frenemies your softest side.Availability period: Released on 21/11/14, discontinued on 28/11/14. Obtained by launching BBT within the given time frame.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement: blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Ms. Pump on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. Turkeys have adapted to their gluttonous environment by always presenting a moving target, and in Turkey prisoner's case, also by growing thumbs. Seriously, would you eat something with thumbs? Yech.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: It has been observed that Raccalopes are less likely to eat Turkey than any other performer in the vicinity.
The thumb theory is currently the only accepted explanation.Availability period: Released on 27/11/14, discontinued on 04/12/14. Obtained by launching BBT within the given time frame.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement: blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Turkey on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. If you came from where Cecil came from, you'd think he was handsome. You would both be wrong.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: This is a Steam exclusive version of Cecil!Here is a preview of its XBLA (and former Steam) counterpart:Availability period: Released on 28/11/14, discontinued on 12/12/14. Obtained by completing the former Furbottom's Features, or.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement: blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Cecil (Cooking Cat) on the Steam Community Market can be viewed.
Paleontologists will tell you otherwise, but let's face it: there is exactly zero difference between dinosaurs and monsters. What they call the 'Mesozoic Era', I call 180 million years of sheer terror.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: A terrifically thematic terrorsaurus.Availability period: Released on 12/12/14, discontinued around 01/01/15. Obtained by completing the former Furbottom's Features, or (both are offical (and challenging) Behemoth playlists).Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement:blog.thebehemoth.comListings for The Monster on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. The Thief's archery ability will not score him a role in a feature film anytime soon. Though appearing in two games ain't too shabby. Watch out though.
He tends to take extra slices on pizza day.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: BBT's residential taffer, universally despised for his cheap, albeit efficient tactics in ranged combat.Availability period: Released on 09/01/15, discontinued on 23/01/15. Obtained by completing the former Furbottom's Features, or.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement: blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Thief on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. The sum of its petals.
When coming together it assembles into a Valentine's Day treat.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: Word has it that Rose's petals were mistaken for toilet paper. More than once.Rose was released (on XBLA only) just as BBT Steam beta began and now it's finally here!Availability period: Released on 16/01/15, discontinued on 30/01/15. Obtained by launching BBT within the given time frame.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement:blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Rose on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. Master thumb wrestler. Had a good showing back in Great Showdown of seventeen-o-fifty-nine. Kinda fell off the circuit for a bit, but now uses past talents to barter in prison.Inventory preview:Notes on prisoner: Oh my goodness, so many edible prisoners. The game could rightfully be dubbed BattleBroth Theater!
Anyway, what we have 'ere is a spiffy Steam exclusive version of Stubby.Here is a preview of the original (and now also exclusive) XBLA version::Availability period: Released on 30/01/15, discontinued on 06/02/15. Obtained by launching BBT within the given time frame.Tradable/Marketable: Yes.Behemoth blog announcement:blog.thebehemoth.comListings for Stubby/Cupcake on the Steam Community Market can be viewed. I eagerly await your comments, whether they are questions, typo reports or critique. I will try to respond to as many of them as I can.Feel free to favorite this guide if you wish it to be your companion/reference during the joyful unlocking of star-head prisoners.To those looking to contribute to this guide: I am currently looking for screenshots of 'prisoner unlock blurbs' (that witty text that is displayed when you unlock a new prisoner) such as this one:You can submit them either in the form of said screenshots (links to Steam screenshots, imgur etc.) or pasted text. I think that they would be a great 'flavory' addition to the guide. Note that I am not looking for previous XBLA version blurbs, unless they are the same as ones on Steam.(This will be implemented once all prisoners have been released.
The guide will then receive an overhaul).
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